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Tuesday, August 30, 2005
the international act of stupidity[IAS] sent krlshyr, their head officer to patrol along the busy-sunny-shitty island of singapore to find a few irksome things that deserved to be branded, rated and ju-guh-jangeD.
Of course, krlshyr proudly announces the fact that she was successful in finding dozens of neanderthals but.. decided to rate only three of them for fear of turning into a stupid arse if she dwelled on their stupidity for too long.
she might lose her cushy, cushy job, you know.
stupid act 1.
couples. now, it is pretty sweet that you've found your "other cheek of the butt" or something. you don't HAVE to walk around LOOKING like you both have fused into one stupid-fugly looking entity. krlshyr almost died laughing when she saw not one, not two... but 3 walking monsters!
Just imagine, poor, innocent krlshyr, munching on chips.. and suddenly screaming in horror at the silhouette of a bloody 2 headed monster looming over her.. only to realise that it was made up of 2 dopey-looking, love-stricken goondus clinging unto each other like mating koala bears. the girl was practically draped on the guy like she was part of his bling bling or something
stupidity rating: 5/5. that means.. krlshyr thinks that you're so fucking stupid, the growth on her butt has got to have more IQ. oh.. yeah.. another +2 stupidity because you almost cost her her life...
so.. 7/5
stupid act 2.
After this, krlshyr swears off sitting at the back of the bus. Now, she has nothing against couples who cuddle and blah blah blah.. But it does get disturbing when the couple is seated right beside krlshyr.. and krlshyr happens to turn her head only to find the face of the girl stuck under the armpit of the guy.
Now, krlshyr understands the fact that pheromones come from the armpits and genital area.. and that it attracts the opposite sex. But hell, you dun have to stuff your girls face in your armpits to arouse her. Are you that desperate to turn her on? Then let krlshyr give you a tip. Pheromones are higher in concentration at the genital area. Why don't you stick her head there, then?
stupidity rating: 4/5. krlshyr thinks they're kutu-brains because they look like it. But the again.. she also thinks that they've got to be smart enough to understand pheromones and how they work. so.. there you have it... 3/5
stupid act 3.
let's veer off couples for a while, shall we? Lets look at two of our favourite words. FUCK and SHIT. Now, mixing both together isn't cool sounding and it definitely does NOT give you street cred. Street cred for stupidity is one thing.. but thats not the point.
You see, 'fuckshit' is a word that conjures up wacky images, especially for the imaginative mind.. *cough*
One fine not-so-sunny day (thank god.. we've had enough sunny days don't you think?), krlshyr was just minding her own business, when all of a sudden, someone shouted,
"FUCKSHIT!"
In a split second, a graphic image of a young lad humping on a piece of cow turd appeared in her mind. Oh the horror! The horror!
stupidity rating: for polluting such a pure mind AND sounding like a complete arse, krlshyr gives you a 4/5. Oh, and because she's in a foul mood now that the shit-humper lad is haunting her everytime she closes her eyes.. she generously gives you 2 bonus points! Oh and yeah.. the international stupidity gold award for being a fuckshitter. whoot!
thats a 6/5 and the fuckshitter gold award 2005.
done. Now please excuse the anti-stupidity queen, krlshyr.. for she has to take a much needed break away from Public Displays of ARSE-ness. Thank you IAS for that fat paycheck. until next time.. tune in.. same time.. same place.. same attitude!
Of course, krlshyr proudly announces the fact that she was successful in finding dozens of neanderthals but.. decided to rate only three of them for fear of turning into a stupid arse if she dwelled on their stupidity for too long.
she might lose her cushy, cushy job, you know.
stupid act 1.
couples. now, it is pretty sweet that you've found your "other cheek of the butt" or something. you don't HAVE to walk around LOOKING like you both have fused into one stupid-fugly looking entity. krlshyr almost died laughing when she saw not one, not two... but 3 walking monsters!
Just imagine, poor, innocent krlshyr, munching on chips.. and suddenly screaming in horror at the silhouette of a bloody 2 headed monster looming over her.. only to realise that it was made up of 2 dopey-looking, love-stricken goondus clinging unto each other like mating koala bears. the girl was practically draped on the guy like she was part of his bling bling or something
stupidity rating: 5/5. that means.. krlshyr thinks that you're so fucking stupid, the growth on her butt has got to have more IQ. oh.. yeah.. another +2 stupidity because you almost cost her her life...
so.. 7/5
stupid act 2.
After this, krlshyr swears off sitting at the back of the bus. Now, she has nothing against couples who cuddle and blah blah blah.. But it does get disturbing when the couple is seated right beside krlshyr.. and krlshyr happens to turn her head only to find the face of the girl stuck under the armpit of the guy.
Now, krlshyr understands the fact that pheromones come from the armpits and genital area.. and that it attracts the opposite sex. But hell, you dun have to stuff your girls face in your armpits to arouse her. Are you that desperate to turn her on? Then let krlshyr give you a tip. Pheromones are higher in concentration at the genital area. Why don't you stick her head there, then?
stupidity rating: 4/5. krlshyr thinks they're kutu-brains because they look like it. But the again.. she also thinks that they've got to be smart enough to understand pheromones and how they work. so.. there you have it... 3/5
stupid act 3.
let's veer off couples for a while, shall we? Lets look at two of our favourite words. FUCK and SHIT. Now, mixing both together isn't cool sounding and it definitely does NOT give you street cred. Street cred for stupidity is one thing.. but thats not the point.
You see, 'fuckshit' is a word that conjures up wacky images, especially for the imaginative mind.. *cough*
One fine not-so-sunny day (thank god.. we've had enough sunny days don't you think?), krlshyr was just minding her own business, when all of a sudden, someone shouted,
"FUCKSHIT!"
In a split second, a graphic image of a young lad humping on a piece of cow turd appeared in her mind. Oh the horror! The horror!
stupidity rating: for polluting such a pure mind AND sounding like a complete arse, krlshyr gives you a 4/5. Oh, and because she's in a foul mood now that the shit-humper lad is haunting her everytime she closes her eyes.. she generously gives you 2 bonus points! Oh and yeah.. the international stupidity gold award for being a fuckshitter. whoot!
thats a 6/5 and the fuckshitter gold award 2005.
done. Now please excuse the anti-stupidity queen, krlshyr.. for she has to take a much needed break away from Public Displays of ARSE-ness. Thank you IAS for that fat paycheck. until next time.. tune in.. same time.. same place.. same attitude!
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