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Monday, September 19, 2005
the more you complain, the longer God makes you live. whoopdeedoo!
sex is like air. it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
and one more.. just to show you i'm still alive.
i am vegetarian not because i love animals. i am vegetarain because i hate plants. die, you bastards!
signing of.. for probably.. .a lot longer than you can think...
krlshyr.
sex is like air. it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
and one more.. just to show you i'm still alive.
i am vegetarian not because i love animals. i am vegetarain because i hate plants. die, you bastards!
signing of.. for probably.. .a lot longer than you can think...
krlshyr.
Friday, September 16, 2005
This blog is turning stale. I think it was a bad time to start a blog with everyone going into exam periods and shit.
Anyway, since I have the time, I'll type up something or something.
A week ago me and a couple of friends went to Sim Lim to get some stuff(like my mp3 player) and somehow or another we started talking about kids these days. It was only another week ago when we were at Pizza Hut eating when we saw a bunch of kids eating there too as we left.
You see, the thing is, they're a bunch of kids. Like that's supposed to be normal or something? A bunch of kids eating at Pizza Hut! You know how expensive the food there is? They're just sitting there like "nothing much lah, cheap cheap" (my lecturer mock-said that about a car).
So then we were at Sim Lim and we were talking about how rich these kids are. About all the things they get and I was saying how they were gonna get bloody XBox 360s for Christmas (they would cost almost $1k for a full set).
Kids these days. I mean, I thought I was spoilt. These are just too much. Anything they want, they just make a nuisance and almost sure work they can get it. Even when they're like I dunno how many years old. Bloody irritating.
I don't care, I'm not gonna spoil my kid when I get one, even if I really go adopt. They make a nuisance I'll just smack them.
So yeah. That's all. All that for a simple statement.
Sue me.
Anyway, since I have the time, I'll type up something or something.
A week ago me and a couple of friends went to Sim Lim to get some stuff(like my mp3 player) and somehow or another we started talking about kids these days. It was only another week ago when we were at Pizza Hut eating when we saw a bunch of kids eating there too as we left.
You see, the thing is, they're a bunch of kids. Like that's supposed to be normal or something? A bunch of kids eating at Pizza Hut! You know how expensive the food there is? They're just sitting there like "nothing much lah, cheap cheap" (my lecturer mock-said that about a car).
So then we were at Sim Lim and we were talking about how rich these kids are. About all the things they get and I was saying how they were gonna get bloody XBox 360s for Christmas (they would cost almost $1k for a full set).
Kids these days. I mean, I thought I was spoilt. These are just too much. Anything they want, they just make a nuisance and almost sure work they can get it. Even when they're like I dunno how many years old. Bloody irritating.
I don't care, I'm not gonna spoil my kid when I get one, even if I really go adopt. They make a nuisance I'll just smack them.
So yeah. That's all. All that for a simple statement.
Sue me.
Wednesday, September 07, 2005
Dear peeps at Microsoft,
I (krlshyr too) have a problem with one of your products, the MSN Messenger service.
The problem is that apparently, the copy of the program in my computer seems to be very horny. I don't know what casued the problem, maybe it's my computer but it's very horny.
You know why?
It signs in and out, in and out, in and out. It's like it's having cybersex with the server, if you really think about it. It cannot stay signed in for a long period of time even when I am actively using it to make conversations.
It disrupts my social life so I need it to solved ASAP. I can't talk to people now as I type this because the pauses I take are too far apart and each time I try to say something it starts screwing your server again and I have to wait again and I come back and type and the whole process happens all over again.
This annoys the hell out of people even though they tell me it's okay. It is not, and I know because krlshyr has the same problem and everytime it happens I curse and swear but partly because I also know how that feels.
I really hope I can neuter my MSN so it will stop humping the servers and can finally work properly like it should.
Because sex like that is never good. Never.
Thank you.
Yours sincerely,
Polalion
I (krlshyr too) have a problem with one of your products, the MSN Messenger service.
The problem is that apparently, the copy of the program in my computer seems to be very horny. I don't know what casued the problem, maybe it's my computer but it's very horny.
You know why?
It signs in and out, in and out, in and out. It's like it's having cybersex with the server, if you really think about it. It cannot stay signed in for a long period of time even when I am actively using it to make conversations.
It disrupts my social life so I need it to solved ASAP. I can't talk to people now as I type this because the pauses I take are too far apart and each time I try to say something it starts screwing your server again and I have to wait again and I come back and type and the whole process happens all over again.
This annoys the hell out of people even though they tell me it's okay. It is not, and I know because krlshyr has the same problem and everytime it happens I curse and swear but partly because I also know how that feels.
I really hope I can neuter my MSN so it will stop humping the servers and can finally work properly like it should.
Because sex like that is never good. Never.
Thank you.
Yours sincerely,
Polalion
Sunday, September 04, 2005
Singapore is looking into improving its customer service.
Absolute bovine waste.
Like it's even possible. Everybody here takes everybody else for granted. It's a vicious cycle of pain, people. Let's consider the following:
- Scenario 1: The crew is good, polite.
- Result: Totally assholic customers.
- Scenario 2: Reasonable, well-mannered customer.
- Result: Totally lousy service.
It seems that in typical Singaporean fashion, they don't do anything until they get their asses whooped like freaking horses on a carriage. "No whip on bum, no move, sir!"
Do customers go out and consume (what a word) knowing how they should behave? Do the service line people go out and work knowing how they should behave?
I submit that they do not.
And then, all of a sudden I feel like playing a game and stop typing here where ideas stop flowing in. If you thought this was going to be long like my older posts then I say:
YOU WERE PUNK'D!
Absolute bovine waste.
Like it's even possible. Everybody here takes everybody else for granted. It's a vicious cycle of pain, people. Let's consider the following:
- Scenario 1: The crew is good, polite.
- Result: Totally assholic customers.
- Scenario 2: Reasonable, well-mannered customer.
- Result: Totally lousy service.
It seems that in typical Singaporean fashion, they don't do anything until they get their asses whooped like freaking horses on a carriage. "No whip on bum, no move, sir!"
Do customers go out and consume (what a word) knowing how they should behave? Do the service line people go out and work knowing how they should behave?
I submit that they do not.
And then, all of a sudden I feel like playing a game and stop typing here where ideas stop flowing in. If you thought this was going to be long like my older posts then I say:
YOU WERE PUNK'D!
Thursday, September 01, 2005
I was going to write that post sooner or later, Goddess. Not.
Improper Singlish. That's almost ironic because Singlish was never proper. But whatever. Goddess addressed the language, grammar, sentence structure, choice of words, etc.
I'm gonna talk about spelling. I'm more anal about it.
Ok. So in Singlish, we all know us Singaporeans like to add stuff at the back of our sentences, like 'lah', 'lor', 'leh' and 'hor' are only some of the examples. Keep that thought for a minute while I go through the purpose of chatting shortforms like 'bb', 'thx' and 'lol'.
So why were the shortforms created and what were they intended for? Well obviously for humanity's favourite activity: save time. Now think about that too and put these two points together.
Now my point is here. There's shortened spellings of 'lor' and 'lah' for example. They would be 'lo' and 'la' respectively. And a different spelling for 'lor' would be 'loh'.
And that's okay, because it's shortened and has a purpose. So now we look at this new phenomenon among brainless people. It's a new way of typing. So let's take 'lor' again. These idiots would type like this:
lorrhss
What in the fucking hell is that? If you actually try and pronounce it (try it now), you either sound like you have a lisp and you're trying to say 'loathe', or you happen to be a talking serpent.
You add extra letters to save time... I mean, waste time! Are all of you out of your freaking minds? I mean, something two hundred letters long can easily become doubled with this technique.
Let's look at the most asurd example I have come across. This is the spelling for 'ok':
okokiesxz
You have just made a word longer while making yourself sound like a snake, at the same time. Isn't that simply amazing? Most people settle for a lone 'k'. Maybe they thought the letters were lonely so they added more to keep them company or something.
Like alphabetical social escorts.
The way people type these days? I'm only grateful it's not that common yet. And I hope it'll never be. Because reading it could get you freaking murdered.
Improper Singlish. That's almost ironic because Singlish was never proper. But whatever. Goddess addressed the language, grammar, sentence structure, choice of words, etc.
I'm gonna talk about spelling. I'm more anal about it.
Ok. So in Singlish, we all know us Singaporeans like to add stuff at the back of our sentences, like 'lah', 'lor', 'leh' and 'hor' are only some of the examples. Keep that thought for a minute while I go through the purpose of chatting shortforms like 'bb', 'thx' and 'lol'.
So why were the shortforms created and what were they intended for? Well obviously for humanity's favourite activity: save time. Now think about that too and put these two points together.
Now my point is here. There's shortened spellings of 'lor' and 'lah' for example. They would be 'lo' and 'la' respectively. And a different spelling for 'lor' would be 'loh'.
And that's okay, because it's shortened and has a purpose. So now we look at this new phenomenon among brainless people. It's a new way of typing. So let's take 'lor' again. These idiots would type like this:
lorrhss
What in the fucking hell is that? If you actually try and pronounce it (try it now), you either sound like you have a lisp and you're trying to say 'loathe', or you happen to be a talking serpent.
You add extra letters to save time... I mean, waste time! Are all of you out of your freaking minds? I mean, something two hundred letters long can easily become doubled with this technique.
Let's look at the most asurd example I have come across. This is the spelling for 'ok':
okokiesxz
You have just made a word longer while making yourself sound like a snake, at the same time. Isn't that simply amazing? Most people settle for a lone 'k'. Maybe they thought the letters were lonely so they added more to keep them company or something.
Like alphabetical social escorts.
The way people type these days? I'm only grateful it's not that common yet. And I hope it'll never be. Because reading it could get you freaking murdered.
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