Since me and cat are in this blog, I am in duty to spread the wonderful new religion founded by yours truly called Ironism.

It is basically a religion without the one thousand and four rules and regulations that make a wizard-filled D&D game(it is damn complicated, I heard) simple.

It's divine being, the equilavents of God, Allah or Buddha is called the Irony God/s. It has/They have difficulty decided what he is/they are so we decide for them call them the Irony Gods.

What these gods do, instead of salvation, is regulation. They do not wait until the end to pass a final and major judgement like the PSLE or 'O' Levels, but they pass judgement constantly with each action you do, like small little pop quizes that add up to pretty much nothing because there is nothing beyond life.

So when and how do the Irony Gods do the regulation? Simple. By smiting the ones who fail. What is the test then?

Cockiness.

The more cocky you are, the more likely you are to fail the judgement and get smite by the Irony Gods. Of course, a person who is less cocky would pass the judgement and things ranging from nothing to something slightly good will happen.

Then comes the true test. If you become cocky after that, you get smite harder, and if you don't, you'll be continually tested until you evetually become a cocky piece of shit and die of cancer for it. That's what happened to all those superstars.

So if you're interested to join or participate in our occasional bitchfests, please contact anyone of us. You have no way to do that, of course, but you can find it. I'm sure you will.

Anyway, I'm being so damn cocky because I've been slammed all day by the Irony Gods. Don't think it'll make a difference after this.

So yeah. See you all around soon.

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