Dear peeps at Microsoft,

I (krlshyr too) have a problem with one of your products, the MSN Messenger service.

The problem is that apparently, the copy of the program in my computer seems to be very horny. I don't know what casued the problem, maybe it's my computer but it's very horny.

You know why?

It signs in and out, in and out, in and out. It's like it's having cybersex with the server, if you really think about it. It cannot stay signed in for a long period of time even when I am actively using it to make conversations.

It disrupts my social life so I need it to solved ASAP. I can't talk to people now as I type this because the pauses I take are too far apart and each time I try to say something it starts screwing your server again and I have to wait again and I come back and type and the whole process happens all over again.

This annoys the hell out of people even though they tell me it's okay. It is not, and I know because krlshyr has the same problem and everytime it happens I curse and swear but partly because I also know how that feels.

I really hope I can neuter my MSN so it will stop humping the servers and can finally work properly like it should.

Because sex like that is never good. Never.

Thank you.

Yours sincerely,
Polalion

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